blahblahblahblah i must be labled*I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
__I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
__I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
*I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
__I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
__I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
__I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
__I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
__I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
__I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
__I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
*I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
__I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
__I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
*I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
__I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
__I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
__I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
__I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
__I've TAKEN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
__I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
*I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
__I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
*I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
*I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
__I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
*I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
__I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
__I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
__I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
__I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
__I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
__I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
__I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
__I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
*I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
*I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
__I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
__I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
__I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
__I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
__I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
__I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
__I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
__I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
*I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
*I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
__I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
__I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
__I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
__I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
__I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
__I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
__I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
__I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
*I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
__I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
__I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
*I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
__I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
*I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
__I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
*I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
__I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
__I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
__I SING AT CHURCH, so I MUST be black.
__I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
__I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
__I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
__I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
*I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
__I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
__I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
__I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
__I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
__I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
__I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
__I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
*I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
*I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
*I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
__I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
*I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
__My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
*I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
__I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
*I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
*I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
__I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
__I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
__I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
__I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
__I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
*I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
*I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
__I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
__I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
__I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
*I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
__I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
__I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
__I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
__I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
__I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
__I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
*I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
__I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
*I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
*I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
__I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
*I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
*I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
__I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
__I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
__I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
__I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
__I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
*I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
*I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
__I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
__I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
__I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
*I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
__I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
*I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
__I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
*I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
__I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
__I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
__I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
*I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
*I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
*I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
__I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
*I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
__I SWEAR so I MUST be STUPID and HAVE NO VOCABULARY
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
*************************************************************
1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
*************************************************************
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self
6
times!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12
times!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish
that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,
and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important
message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863
and
if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same
kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any
attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the
signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew
up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that
popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart
kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,
about
that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know
which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but
thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go
out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life.....forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend......ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush
will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
catch.....you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to
everyone you.. know
and u cant send it baq to me
u don't have to do it! ^^
--
Death.
The #1 killer in the USA.
Tell all your friends.
received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
*************************************************************
1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
*************************************************************
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self
6
times!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12
times!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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* *
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish
that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,
and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important
message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863
and
if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same
kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any
attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the
signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew
up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that
popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart
kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,
about
that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know
which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but
thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go
out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life.....forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend......ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush
will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
catch.....you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to
everyone you.. know
and u cant send it baq to me
u don't have to do it! ^^
--
I drive my history teacher insane.
~95% of teens in U.S. would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump.Copy&aste if your the 5% that would say "jump motherfuckers!"
--
Death.
The #1 killer in the USA.
Tell all your friends.
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend
--
Death.
The #1 killer in the USA.
Tell all your friends.
____888888888888888_________________
__888888822222228888________________
_888888222I2222288888_______________
888888222222222228888822228888______
888882222222222222288222222222888___
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________________1___________________
_________________1__________________
__________________1_________________
___________________1__________
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend
--
I drive my history teacher insane.
~95% of teens in U.S. would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump.Copy&aste if your the 5% that would say "jump motherfuckers!"
HOW DO U PRONOUCE UR USERNAME???!!! I found u..
--
I drive my history teacher insane.
~95% of teens in U.S. would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump.Copy&aste if your the 5% that would say "jump motherfuckers!"
--
I drive my history teacher insane.
~95% of teens in U.S. would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump.Copy&aste if your the 5% that would say "jump motherfuckers!"
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